[GUYS. There's a little boy on the loose. He's currently hanging out at the corner store, being a very good boy. Stealing? No! No, why would he steal candy, that's ( Read more... )

[view in your style]You know what he did? He, he, he, he broke me. I been living here for how long? How long -- anybody, you just-- you don't do that to a man. Before...before! I woulda been done just fine here! I could be sitting pretty at the top of one of these places, okay. Loft type rich douchebag like places, get it? Comfy. Fountains in every ( Read more... )

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[Unbeknownst to Hardison, this little gem has been broadcast to the City! And here he is just minding his own business, working on secret projects of the nonlethal but very geeky variety. Who knows why he was thinking of it (or if it was just the choice of the curse), but it's there now, for everyone to enjoy.]